What does F.A.Q. stand for?
Frequently Asked Questions.
You spelled Captain wrong!
Yeah, but that was back in fourth grade! Can you really blame me?
What is Captin Shmit a Captain of?
Nothing, he's not a Captain, Captin is his name; note the spelling!
So who is this Captin Shmit guy, anyway?
Captin Shmit was born in February of '00 in my fourth grade classroom
on a paper towel. Back then, I drew every day and would draw new
characters all the time. The only reason Captin Shmit lasted so long,
was that the following year, I got interested in making a website and
needed a subject matter. It was then I immortalized him onto Yahoo's
free servers for about three years and eventually bought a real hosting
package with GoDaddy.com. The rest was history!
How tall is Captin Shmit?
He is about three inches in real life.
Does he have any superpowers?
No, as a matter of fact, he dies very often but usually comes back to
life when I have enough time to draw another comic.
This is the worst website I've ever seen!
I'm sorry, but your question must be in the form of a question.
If you have your own question to ask me, just email it to me!