Abby
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The Weirdest Li'l Chibi You Never Ever See
Abby can be more or less easily summed up by this webcomic, which she repeatedly failed at trying to make into a thumb image.
Abby is also known by over 70 nicknames, the most recent being Parasite. Others include Juliet, Chibi, Crazy, and Mini-Me. She has a tendency to hug and not let go (clinging is required for the Abby to maintain (what's left of) her sanity), as well as randomly jumping on Joe and Sergio to cling/get piggyback rides. She likes a lot of random types of music, and is currently (I.E. 6/13/08) obsessing over a Japanese song paramount to a lullaby that she finds "freaking adorable." ...For lack of a better term.
TV Size/Subbed TV Size with Pikachus (SO CUTE) Full Version Full Karaoke Version
She has no life and hides in her house, playing video games and muttering about evil angry dwarves and a high death count, and has a habit of summarizing her thoughts in algebraic expressions. (Ex. forever=time/expectation or viewpoint or F=t/e or F=t/v)
She's going to Geneseo in the fall. They're all doomed. The end. :] Undeclared liberal arts!
She loves to take pictures, but hasn't been able to because she broke her camera by dropping it a year ago and never got a new one. She doesn't speak English, but rather Abby (both Spoken and Internet), which features a mix of Italian, English, Japanese, Internet terms and Leoisms. Good luck learning it. Very few are fluent.
She's also a writer, though she hasn't written for a while, which is good as she writes only when extremely depressed.
She has issues, but owns up to them. Usually.
She is a proud member of her high school's E-Team, and will defend it tooth and nail. Literally. She will get nails. And a sledgehammer. With fire on it. A flaming sledgehammer. Fear. FEEEEEEEEEEAR.
She is addicted to Guild Wars and webcomics. Especially webcomics. She reads a good 20 of them. Webcomics include Cyanide and Happiness (sometimes), Ctrl+Alt+Del, Dominic Deegan, Applegeeks 3.0, Applegeeks Lite, Least I Could Do (which is extremely awkward), Nemu Nemu (ADORABLE), xkcd and Real Life Comics. Now adding Captin Shmit.
She also has an extreme fondness for Shakespeare and speaking in Olde English. She might be British Shmit in disguise. And female. Though oddly, she has not had tea. So maybe not.
She can be found on MSN, xFire, Skype, hates AIM but will sometimes use it, and DeviantArt (when she remembers to check it, which is extremely rare).
She loves cute things and has a tendency to squeal very loudly.
She also has a tendency to ramble. If you haven't noticed yet. She also has a tendency to sit or roll on the ground.
For birthday gifts, she gives magical wishing fish: 3 of them, one two days before, one the day before, and on the day. There has been at least one noted success story. The chibi is made of magic. :B
This magic chibi is protected by the magic Krobar, defender of chibidragons the world *coughtenfootradiuscough* over, which makes her feel special. She's usually found sitting on Krobar's head.
Things that aren't grammatically correct tend to drive her nuts, so she likes to play the role of Spellcheck.
She is currently out of ideas, but will be Bach! (Hahaha. Music pun. :])
