David Lin

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David Lin is Chinese. Chinese people like Chinese food. Therefore, we can infer by this that David likes Chinese food. David has one sibling, an older sister who is much more hardworking than he is. Some people say that he is not Chinese and is, in fact, Asian. This is fairly idiotic because Chinese people are not Asian but really AZN 1337PWNZOR5. But, yeah. Hey, fish taste good on Saturdays! (But bad on Sundays because they are usually leftovers.)

David Lin "Superstar"

The idea of becoming a "Superstar" came to David in the summer, when he was fooling around with the Minority Brothers and yelled out that he was a "superstar". After the realization that he was better than everyone else, he began to carry himself as if he had some importance in life, which, in fact, he does; For he is now the creator of the superior website DavidLinSuperstar.com, which is a photoblog. Finally, he wishes for everyone to know that he feels that he is too good to be conceded.