Joanna Martell
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Joanna Martell is blond. That's (just about) it. She's also a very funny person (sometimes), and her favoritest person ever is Juliana cause she's hilarious. Joanna likes to take random pictures with fire hydrants and stop signs and trees with faces on them. She also learned the lesson that knee touching will lead to sex, so kids, don't touch knees.
Hmmm...Okay, so that's Juliana's side of the story because she made this without telling Joanna...here's the truth....
Joanna Martell is not blonde. That's not (just about) it. She's also a very funny person (sometimes)((well, actually all the time)) and her favoritest person ever is Juliana***cough cough not really** (jk jk) 'cause she's hilarious (ummm, sometimes =P). Joanna likes to take random pictures with fire hydrants and stop signs and trees with faces on them.(Actually, Juliana likes to take random pictures of Joanna with fire hydrants and stop signs and trees with faces on them.) She also learned (umm, that's not a word...i think she meant learned) the lesson that knee touching will lead to sex (okay, not a personal experience), so kids, don't touch knees (yeah sure, I guess that's helpful). Oh, and one more thing. Juliana would like advise anyone that is actually reading this that if you put your elbow in Joanna's ovaries, (like she did) they will be very sorry (like she was)...So there you have it folks...The real story. =P
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOANNA LIKES TO EDIT HER OWN ARTICLES AND WRITE FALSE INFORMATION.
HAAAAAA ACTUALLY I JUST LIKE TO CORRECT WHAT SOME PEOPLE (COUGH COUGH) ARE LYING ABOUT...YOU KNOW MY STORY IS THE REAL ONE...OH AND BTW, JULIANA LIKES TO EDIT HER OWN ARTICLES ALSO CAUSE NOBODY WILL DO IT FOR HER..:P
HAAAAAAA ACTUALLY JOE MADE MY ARTICLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
AHEMM...I BELIEVE THAT (ok this caps lock thing isn't working for me) as i was saying, ahemm, i believe that someone (cough cough) did most if not all of the writing for her wiki page...and that Joe just did it for her because she didn't wanna admit that she really wrote it! so HA! YES....SHE JUST GOT OWNED! (OR SERVED OR BURNED..HOWEVER U WANNA SAY IT)HOW WILL SHE RESPOND NOW...?? :p HAHA (OH AND YES WE ARE BACK TO CAPS LOCKS...;)
NOTE: Abby asks Joanna and Juliana permission to go grammar crazy on this because reading this article was driving her nuts. So she edited a few capitalization and space things before adding this and from there has left it alone. Permission to go grammar crazy on? D: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
No.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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